Radio Hour

ANNOUNCER: Good Evening! Tonight we have a very special show! But first let’s cut to a word from our Sponsor!

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Well hello, and good evening folks, I’m here to tell you about a very important new product that we at Camel have recently released! It’s a cigarette that has a filter so that the smoke doesn’t damage your lungs! That’s right people, it is perfectly safe to smoke.

CONCERNED CUSTOMER: But doesn’t it give you bad breathe?

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: Not with our new menthol flavored Cigarette line!

CONCERNED CUSTOMER: Golly Gee Sir! That sounds amazing!

COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER: So what brand of cigarette are you going to buy at the store next time?-

A VERY LARGE CROWD: CAMEL!!!! CAMEL!!!! CAMEL!!! HOO-RAY!!!

NEWS REPORTER-  Breaking news! a man stands at the top of the empire state building about to fall off, we now go to our reporter frank. Go ahead frank

FRANK- We are watching as this middle age man is standing up top that building! he seems very suicidal and won’t respond to any commands!

FRANK- Currently the police don’t know how to handle this situation, Back to you.

NEWS REPORTER-    Thanks frank, hopefully that man gets down soon and goes home safely! Frank is there any other new information.

FRANK- The man has seemed to step down and is now responding to police! A police squad will be sent to take care of him. Back to you.

NEWS REPORTER- Good to hear! thanks for the report frank…. Thanking you guys for tuning in!

By Max Buchner, Ethan Axten and Chad Colvin